Steve Walton, 36, ex-charity worker. Hanged himself with a rope.

Steve Walton, 36, ex-charity worker. Hanged himself with a rope.

It’s funny. I might be dead, but I haven’t felt this good about myself for years
— Steve
 Max Feltzer, forty-something. Everyone's least favourite global banker. Drowned himself in his own pool.

Max Feltzer, forty-something. Everyone's least favourite global banker. Drowned himself in his own pool.

Winners don’t need instructions
— Max